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President Joe Biden has dropped out of the race. In other words, it’s Joever. So very, very, Joever.

On this week’s episode of the Joe Biden Show, the Democratic Party performed a coup, culminating with the ousting of the absent-minded president rumored to have Parkinson’s. Dark Brandon was given an ultimatum by his underling gargoyles.

Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the head gargoyle, is reported to have personally dealt the ultimatum’s terms; three weeks to bow out the easy way, and after, it would be the hard way. He took the easy way out. 

If Biden is in too poor condition to run, is he even capable of continuing to serve as president? No. Everyone who is willing to be honest with themselves knows the answer is no. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer knows, Pelosi knows, former President Barack Obama knows, and the American people know. Luckily for them, Biden is not running the nation, although he probably sits in the Oval Office once in a while.  

Will Vice President Kamala Harris replace him? Who knows, probably. What has she accomplished in that role again? Cackling and aimless speech? Allow in four million illegal immigrants in 2023 alone? What does it matter? 

She has polled as many as 10 points below Biden. A political feat of the highest embarrassment. Harris is a strategic disaster, perhaps worse than Biden, this too, Obama knows.

Forget the coup for a minute. Does anyone know who the acting president was for the last four years? It is unclear whether anyone in the White House even knows. 

The U.S. has entered the fever dream of third-world politics. The sedatives that had long been fed to the American people, masking the rotted insides of the political system, have worn off. We are not beyond history, we are inside of it.

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