1. Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Super Bowl Halftime Show – The Babylon Bee

According to the “Conservative Onion,” political consensus in favor of deportation has solidified because the halftime show wasn’t a “traditionally American” one. “Where’s the cheerleaders?” one fictional onlooker said. “I don’t know what they were saying, but I don’t like it,” another satirical viewer said of Bad Bunny’s Spanish-language singing. Although this is heightened satire, it does seem to capture the sentiment of at least some conservatives.

2. Political Profile: Tom Homan – The Onion

Learn more about President Trump’s acting head of ICE’s activities in Minneapolis in this satirical profile. An easy-to-read list of his attributes, including head size and the cost of his bribes. Keep an eye out for the bonus cameo by Stephen Miller in the Pet Peeve category.

3. JD “Boo” Vance – The Daily Show

Have you ever wondered why JD Vance gets booed everywhere he goes? This short from “The Daily Show” explains that his fans actually gave him the loving nickname Boo. The editors do a good job of turning the Vice President’s public appearances into happy occasions despite his being heckled. You get some semi-NSFW nicknames at the end, too, the most original being articulated rodent.

4. Trump’s prayer breakfast and Epstein’s muffins – The Late Show

In this monologue from “The Late Show,” Stephen Colbert makes fun of the concept of prayer breakfasts in general, and does his impression of Trump talking at one. We also get some critiques of Trump’s interview about ICE in Minneapolis. And as an added bonus for watching the whole thing, Colbert discusses the bizarre muffin recipe that was uncovered in the Epstein files.

5. Kash Patel Unveils Elite FBI Task Force to Wipe Epstein Files Clean – Humor Times

In this satirical article, FBI director Kash Patel promises that the FBI will fairly remove every mention of President Trump from the Epstein files. A series of humorous tactics are described, such as aiming jets full of evidence directly into the sun. And Patel’s task force is named the “Special High Intelligence Truth Support,” which can be shortened into an acronym you probably shouldn’t say in mixed company.