1. Political Profile: Pam Bondi – The Onion
The Attorney General of the United States has some biographical factoids in this satirical profile from The Onion. The article doesn’t pull a lot of punches, saying in 2026 she switched from the Republican Party to the “National Front for Making America Great.” And in keeping with the hottest story in the news, her thoughts on Jeffrey Epstein are classified.
2. Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig – The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee satirically looks into Bondi’s future, where the blonde AG is replaced by a broom wearing a blonde wig. Per Trump’s reasoning in the article, the broom is polite and can help in cleaning messy situations. The article gets a last dig at Trump’s indecisiveness, as before the article can even be published, Trump has replaced the “Bondi broom” with Secretary of State Marco Rubio in a blonde wig.
3. Calling Your Opponents Fascists – The Daily Show
In this clever bait-and-switch, “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart plays clips of Republicans complaining about being called fascists by liberals, which he agrees is not good discourse. But then, he plays a barrage of clips of conservatives doing the same thing to liberals. A pretty fun way to call for bipartisanship.
4. Our Mission At The EPA Is To Destroy The Environment – McSweeney’s
This satirical message from the EPA promises to destroy the environment so the public doesn’t have to worry about it. No more being woken by birds in the morning, no more worrying about where to go on vacation when all beautiful places cease to exist. And if you see EPA agents receiving free Escalades, it must be AI.
5. Vladimir Putin Appears On “The Price Is Right” – The Humor Times
Vladimir Putin appears on “The Price Is Right,” according to this transcript, and has a chance at winning a vacation in New York City. But instead of guessing the price in dollars, he offers the number of Russian troops he’s willing to use in invading the studio to get his prize. It’s pretty funny to see Drew Carey try to deal with this situation on live TV.
