Today marks the end of an era—and thank god for that. Elon Musk announced Cybertruck production will wind down by mid-2027. Not only will we no longer suffer from staring at that hideous thing they call a motor vehicle, but also no longer be dealing with the personality of Cybertruck owners. The whole vehicle just gives off a disgusting, sweaty “gym bro” energy that we don’t need further permeating our streets. So, thank you Musk for increasing public safety by getting rid of that abhorrent eyesore. 

P.S. You will not catch me getting into your Cybercab.